Start pouring! If you fill the monster up enough with hot water from your tea pot, surely it couldn’t contain you. Wrap yourself in the blanket to avoid potential burning from the hot tea water. (John R)
Land on your feet in a dignified manner. A near-death experience is no excuse for poor etiquette. (Darren Forest)
Retrieve Arms! Take up the sword and prepare yourself! That rapscallion of a golem might still be up and about! (MamaGobbastoppa Ivy)