RushEloc's Comic Hole

Your inventory, such that it is, is largely scattered across the innards of the great clay beast.  From here you can see your family’s Bottomless Warming Kettle, Everfresh Picnic Basket, and Tarp of Unending Coziness all floating around in the muck.  And your Candlestick of Inextinguishable Illumination, of course.

Perhaps this creature has a taste for enchanted artifacts?  Either way, your brothers are going to be furious.

What do yo